45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. Christine Palmer:What? You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. It sucks. No! Hulk stay. Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Cause I totally know CPR!, Thor:Hammer! You have your glorious self". But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. [the Harrow takes out a building]Thor:Not a word, Loki:[aboard a Dark Elf ship]I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.Thor:[looking at the controls, clearly lost]I said how hard could it be. Dr. Oh, wait a second, its me! Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! "So, what's it like in the real. Thank you!Ego:Its not half bad., Drax:I thought Yondu was your father.Peter Quill:What? Always Foward.Foward always. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! tags: comics , inspirational , marvel , marvel-comics , stan-lee. Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. But theyre actually an American invention. Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. The best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 might be baby Groot, but the clever quips certainly come in second. Well, ImOdin:I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.Jane Foster:[to Thor]You told your dad about me?, Volstagg:Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.Fandral:Nonsense, my rotund friend. Hes our friend.Nebula:All any of you do is yell at each other. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Nooo!, Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!, [talking about Mjolnir]Thor:Quite unique. I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! A master of witty quips, these are the best funny lines from Iron Man (the first movie). Hes up there. When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. Lets steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Let me get my fingerprint out. - Henry David Thoreau. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? I can tell. "Never go to bed mad. These are the best funny lines from the Avengers. If there's a quizlet there's an A." 2. He would smush her!Peter Quill:I dont need to hear how my parentsDrax:Why? The ending of a year, and the moving on is a time when we reflect on the impact others have had on us. that it's imperceptible. Move out. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. Youre a dude. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. Are you looking for Why do I even talk to you guys? [Tony sees Maya for the first time since their one-night stand in Switzerland]Tony Stark:Please dont tell me theres a 12-year-old kid in the car that Ive never met.Maya Hansen:Hes 13. No!Ned Leeds:Can you spit venom?Peter Parker:No.Ned Leeds:Can you summon an army of spiders?Peter Parker:[beat]No, Ned., Ned Leeds:You got bit by a spider? [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. Ill handle the music. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. This film featured a lot of soul-searching and fighting, but the moments of brevity between TChalla and Shuri were probably the funniest parts. Chester Phillips:Sit down. It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? Share these yearbook quotes with your friends. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. He was freaking me out!, Thor:[to a doctor who put an IV on him]How dare you attack the son of Odin!Thor:[fighting hospital interns]You are no match for the mighty [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly], Jane Foster:Years of research, gone.Darcy:They even took my iPod.Erik Selvig:What about the backups?Jane Foster:They took our backups. [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. Just like with Iron Man, we got to enjoy two Guardians of the Galaxy films one after the other. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. I took it too far. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. No, that's wrong. "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. I mean, not that its not nice. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. I love him! Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. [Spider-Man does a flip]YEAH!, Peter Parker:[in a car with Tony]So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?Tony Stark:Just dont do anything I *would* do. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. Hes inspires me to be a better man. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! Stephen Strange:Im fluent in Google Translate., [Strange is experimenting with time manipulation using the Eye of Agamotto]Baron Mordo:[bursting in]Stop! It is good to once again be among friends. Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true. Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. Where are you from?Spider-Man:[straining]Queens!Captain America:[chuckles in mild disbelief]Brooklyn!, Ant-Man:Look, I really dont want to hurt you.Black Widow:I wouldnt stress about it. Internet, so helpful. Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. Benjamin Franklin. [the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]Tony Stark:Right, dont mention puny Banner, Tony Stark: Actually hes the boss. So you joined a cult.Dr. Let me help! Love you, Mama! 12. Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly? Christine Palmer:Oh. Theodore Roosevelt. 430 likes. Stephen Strange:Yeah. Let WFH jokes and boss jokes make you laugh as you begin the next chapter of your life after . Thats when you [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]Drax:Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?Peter Quill:No, thats the symbol for slicing his throat.Drax:I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.Peter Quill:Its a general expression for you killing somebody. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?Mantis:I am hideous?Drax:You are horrifying to look at. Patrick Ness 2. See the world. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! Its about time., Grandmaster:Heres what I wanna know. I do not understand.Steve Rogers:I do! [Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Starks mansion]Tony Stark:Valid point., Tony Stark:You walked right into this one: Ive dated hotter chicks than you.Brandt:[scoffs]Is that all youve got? Pet Store Clerk:We dont have horses. Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! Great plan.Dr. Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. Hes just awesome, okay? Always hold it high. [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. Doctor?Dr. [gives Thor an eyeball]Thor:Whats this?Rocket Raccoon:Whats it look like? there were numerous spots of humor, of course. No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Here are the funniest lines from Doctor Strange. We know each other! "Noyou're stronger."-Odin Thor: Ragnarok, a fan favorite out of the Marvel franchise, became wildly popular for its witty jokes and relatable characters. Scott Lang:You have to take me home. For the full scoop on what this means, feel free to check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. AND with respect, you should be looking for a team thats prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again, youre going to have a lot of professional Tough Guys PISSING in their PANTS. "You can't blame gravity for falling in love.". Fury., Nick Fury:Oh! Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. Okay? That guys brain is a bag full of cats. You know, the God of Thunder? Comeptetion between marvel and dc. These are our favorite funny lines from Iron Man 3. "You had me at hello.". Network, network, network. Of course Im not a male escort.MJ:Well then youre Spider-Man., Ned Leeds:[to MJ after she finds out Spider-Mans identity]So, you know too. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women.